Prince Adam – the wise, brave and handsome Prince Adam – was soon to become King. All he had to do was marry a beautiful bride – but his evil brother and sorcerer, Zorag wanted the throne himself! He placed a curse on our beloved Prince, turning him into a beast so that he may never marry and become King. Can Fairy Fantastique put things right? That Zorag is such a pain in the chocolat!
Cast
Beauty played by Zoe Freeman
Principal girl. Fun, beautiful and head strong. Won’t take any BS. Good banter – would probably fart on a first date.
Beast played by Emily Freeman
Principal boy. Angry, resentful, with a hint of melancholy. Has surplus hair, which is a nightmare for his plumber. Secretly watches Gossip Girl repeats.
Dolly played by Simon Smith
Widowed Dame. Flirty and outrageous, with a motherly touch. Has an insatiable appetite for men. Decent shot-put.
Jack played by Sally Marshall
Dim. Excitable. Totally besotted with Beauty. Sandwich short of a picnic. The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Maurice played by Beth Whitmarsh
Quirky and eccentric. A loving father and creator of pointless inventions. Old, and possibly senile.
Zorag played by Rosie Lewis
Venomously wicked, beset on world domination. Murder’s puppies. Puts milk in first when making tea. Has a Julia Hartley-Brewer poster in his bedroom.
Lucien played by Abi Morling
Zorag’s reluctant right-hand-man (yep). Nice guy but needs to grow a pair. Doesn’t get the joke but laughs anyway. Regularly attends Comic-Con dressed as Hermione Granger.
Pots played by Katie Gibbs
Bubbly and charismatic servant of the beast. Match-maker extraordinaire. Available in IKEA.
Pans played by Jess Mabey (except Friday) Arthur Mabey (Friday performance only)
Another servant. Possibly from Mars. Stuffed one too many Lego bits up his nose as a child. Also available from IKEA, at a discount.
Fairy Fantastique (FF) played by Libby Blewett
French. Fruity. Would dance on a table and kiss the boss at a Christmas party. Prone to long absences due to poor script writing.
Chorus comprised of Pippa, Karen Whitmarsh, Henry Burfitt, Eilish Whatley, Vera Laws, Teresa Donaldson, Arthur Mabey, Abbie Giles
